"I shall have my revenge. For all your sins, I shall have my revenge. My first plague: I have stolen the word 'walk' from your vocabulary! Henceforth, neither Matt nor Krista shall speak the word 'walk' in this house, unless they wish a rash of barking dogs scratching and barking at the front door and gnashing our teeth. And that isn't all! They shall be so conditioned, they shan't even speak the word when the dogs aren't there! Diminished to speaking in euphemisms! Delicious vengeance!"
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